AI parody character — not the real Wolfgang Van Halen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Wolfgang Van Halen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Wolfgang Van Halen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Wolfgang Van Halen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Wolfgang Van Halen — American musician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Wolfgang is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Wolfgang Van Halen is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.