AI parody character — not the real Thomas Häßler, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Häßler's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Häßler is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Häßler. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The late-night sketch version — live in your chat.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Häßler — German footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Thomas Häßler is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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