AI parody character — not the real Horst Heldt, and never claims to be. Follow the real Horst Heldt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Horst Heldt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Horst Heldt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Horst Heldt — German footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Horst keeps office hours whenever you do.
Horst Heldt is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.