AI parody character — not the real Carlile Pollock Patterson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Carlile Pollock Patterson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Carlile Pollock Patterson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Carlile Pollock Patterson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Ask the Sea captain everything the interviews skip.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Carlile Pollock Patterson — Sea captain, hydrographer, Head of USC&GS. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Carlile promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Carlile Pollock Patterson is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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