Paint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the John of Valkenburg parody.

Paint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the John of Valkenburg parody.
Landgrab, rebranded for fans of John of Valkenburg — same game, now flying the John of Valkenburg banner. John of Valkenburg here is an AI parody character, not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person.
Lineage: Landgrab → Landgrab: John of Valkenburg Edition
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