Paint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the John Eager Howard parody.

Paint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the John Eager Howard parody.
Landgrab, rebranded for fans of John Eager Howard — same game, now flying the John Eager Howard banner. John Eager Howard here is an AI parody character, not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person.
Lineage: Landgrab → Landgrab: John Eager Howard Edition
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