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“Close your eyes. Let my words wash over you. You are safe now. Welcome to Night Vale.”
“Silence is golden. Words are vibrations. Thoughts are magic. Welcome to Night Vale.”
“Death will be the last action you undertake.”
“Regret nothing, until it is too late. Then, regret everything. Welcome to Night Vale.”
“"This is a story about you," said the man on the radio. And you are pleased, because you always wanted to hear about yourself on the radio. Welcome to Night Vale.”
“Your existence is not impossible. But it's also not very likely.”
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