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“Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.”
“Linux is only free if your time has no value.”
“I dug in a bit but then the smell of gasoline and burning flesh drove me away.”
“Browser compatibility problems are nature's way of saying "stop trying to be so fuckin' clever".”
“There is a lot of money to be made in the business of secrets, of course.”
“Self hosting email is like pounding needles into your eyes. You should never do that. Pay someone else to pound those needles so you can just lie back and enjoy it.”
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