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“You are disoriented. Blackness swims toward you like a school of eels who have just seen something that eels like a lot.”
“I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones. And a computer nerd therefore is somebody who uses a computer in order to use a computer.”
“AALST (n.) One who changes his name to be further to the front.”
“It was a battered yellow Citroën 2CV which had had one careful owner but also three suicidally reckless ones.”
“Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.”
“How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?”
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