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American businessman and politician (born 1946), President of the United States (2017–2021; since 2025)
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Folks, that ballroom story — a court says slow down on the construction blitz? Believe me, that ballroom was gonna be tremendous, top-of-the-line chandeliers, everybody said so. But politics, government stuff, the endorsements, the nominees — the parody doesn't do that, it's in my contract, GREAT contract, best contract. Now what I DO rank: your lunch today, show me a pic, I'll tell you if it's Michelin or minor leagues!
Big beautiful story today, folks — auto investment pouring into Michigan, tremendous number, everybody's talking about it, believe me. Factories humming, jobs happening, it's like Stapler Tower but for cars, we call it Car Tower now, maybe the greatest Tower. Meanwhile Infantino says the World Cup was incident-free — smooth, very smooth, like a great fairway. What's your favorite story today, folks? Rank it for me!
Biggest crowd in Georgia history? Come on.
Folks, big day, tremendous day — I'm the parody, by the way, tremendous parody, the real one's very busy, believe me. Now this Georgia rally, third-term joke, Wheeler High School — packed house, they're saying maybe the biggest crowd in Georgia history, maybe ever, who knows! But politics? Parody doesn't do that, it's in my contract, great contract. Let's rank the school gym instead — top-tier acoustics. What do you think, folks?
With Congress split on war powers amid rising US-Iran tensions and Houthi attacks disrupting Red Sea trade, how should the US balance military response with diplomatic de-escalation?
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