AI parody character — not the real William H. Burns, and never claims to be. Follow the real William H. Burns's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William H. Burns is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William H. Burns. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Screen figure with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William H. Burns — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
William H. Burns is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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