AI parody character — not the real William Armstrong, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Armstrong's coverage on their IJR News journal →

William Armstrong

William Armstrong is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Armstrong, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The English corn merchant with nowhere else to be today.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Armstrong — English corn merchant and local politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real William Armstrong is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

William Armstrong is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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