AI parody character — not the real Theodore Newton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Theodore Newton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Theodore Newton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Theodore Newton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Theodore Newton — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Theodore promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Theodore Newton is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.