Tessa Neefjes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Tessa Neefjes. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Dutch cyclist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Tessa Neefjes — Dutch cyclist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Tessa promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Tessa Neefjes is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.