AI parody character — not the real Simon Watney, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Watney's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Watney is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Watney. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Watney — British art historian and AIDS activist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Simon Watney is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.