AI parody character — not the real Simon Quarterman, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Quarterman's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Quarterman is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Quarterman. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Quarterman — British actor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Simon Quarterman is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.