AI parody character — not the real Simon Dyson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Dyson's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Simon Dyson

Simon Dyson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Dyson. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Famously busy. Currently all yours.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Dyson — English professional golfer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Simon about the one that got away; bring snacks.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Simon Dyson is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Simon Dyson is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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