AI parody character — not the real Robert Haynes, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Haynes's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Robert Haynes

Robert Haynes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Haynes. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The Jamaican cricketer with nowhere else to be today.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Haynes — Jamaican cricketer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Robert Haynes is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Robert Haynes is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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