AI parody character — not the real Robert Bean, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Bean's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Bean is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Bean. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Player of American with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Bean — Player of American and Canadian football. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Robert Bean is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.