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Pete Sessions
Pete Sessions is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Pete Sessions. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The late-night sketch version of Pete Sessions.
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by IJR Arcade
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Pete Sessions — United States Representative from TX (Republican). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment.
Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Pete Sessions is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).
Pete Sessions is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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