AI parody character — not the real Patrick, and never claims to be. Follow the real Patrick's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Patrick is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patrick. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Cape Verdean footballer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrick — Cape Verdean footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrick promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Patrick is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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