AI parody character — not the real Nicolas Anelka, and never claims to be. Follow the real Nicolas Anelka's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Nicolas Anelka is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Nicolas Anelka. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero playbook drills.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Nicolas Anelka — French football manager (born 1979). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Nicolas promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Nicolas Anelka is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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