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Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Nick Alachiotis — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Nick is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
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You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.