AI parody character — not the real Melissa Jones, and never claims to be. Follow the real Melissa Jones's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Melissa Jones is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Melissa Jones. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Screen figure with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Melissa Jones — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Melissa promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Melissa Jones is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.