AI parody character — not the real Matthias Witthaus, and never claims to be. Follow the real Matthias Witthaus's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Matthias Witthaus

Matthias Witthaus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Matthias Witthaus. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Matthias Witthaus — German field hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Matthias about the one that got away; bring snacks.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Matthias Witthaus is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Matthias Witthaus is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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