AI parody character — not the real Mary Lou Retton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Mary Lou Retton's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Mary Lou Retton

Mary Lou Retton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Mary Lou Retton. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Mary Lou Retton — American gymnast (born 1968). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Mary keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Mary Lou Retton is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Mary Lou Retton is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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