AI parody character — not the real Mark Haslam, and never claims to be. Follow the real Mark Haslam's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Mark Haslam

Mark Haslam is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Mark Haslam. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Mark Haslam — New Zealand cricketer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Mark is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Mark Haslam is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Mark Haslam is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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