AI parody character — not the real Lance Oppenheim, and never claims to be. Follow the real Lance Oppenheim's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Lance Oppenheim is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Lance Oppenheim. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American film director with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Lance Oppenheim — American film director. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Lance promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Lance Oppenheim is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.