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Kris Van Damme

Kris Van Damme is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Kris Van Damme. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Kris Van Damme — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Kris keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Kris Van Damme is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Kris Van Damme is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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