AI parody character — not the real Jordan Rhodes, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jordan Rhodes's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Jordan Rhodes

Jordan Rhodes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jordan Rhodes. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jordan Rhodes — Scottish association football player (born 1990). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Jordan about the one that got away; bring snacks.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Jordan Rhodes is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Jordan Rhodes is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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