Jordan Matyas is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jordan Matyas. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jordan Matyas — American rugby union player (1993-). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Jordan about the one that got away; bring snacks.
Jordan Matyas is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.