AI parody character — not the real Joop Wittermans, and never claims to be. Follow the real Joop Wittermans's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Joop Wittermans is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Joop Wittermans. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Joop Wittermans — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Joop promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Joop Wittermans is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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