AI parody character — not the real Jonathan Kite, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jonathan Kite's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Jonathan Kite is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jonathan Kite. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jonathan Kite — American actor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Jonathan promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Jonathan Kite is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.