AI parody character — not the real Jon Hess, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jon Hess's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Jon Hess is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jon Hess. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jon Hess — lacrosse player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Jon about the one that got away; bring snacks.
Jon Hess is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.