AI parody character — not the real John Thomas, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Thomas's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Thomas is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Thomas. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American football player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Thomas — American football player (born 1935). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.
John Thomas is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.