John Sittig is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Sittig. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The late-night sketch version — live in your chat.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Sittig — American middle-distance runner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.
John Sittig is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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