AI parody character — not the real John Joseph Kitchen, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Joseph Kitchen's coverage on their IJR News journal →

John Joseph Kitchen

John Joseph Kitchen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Joseph Kitchen. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Famously busy. Currently all yours.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Joseph Kitchen — United States federal judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real John Joseph Kitchen is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

John Joseph Kitchen is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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