AI parody character — not the real John Cassini, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Cassini's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Cassini is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Cassini. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Canadian actor with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Cassini — Canadian actor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John has strong opinions on craft services and stronger ones on sequels.
John Cassini is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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