AI parody character — not the real Johan Dietrich Haxthausen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Johan Dietrich Haxthausen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Johan Dietrich Haxthausen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Johan Dietrich Haxthausen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Ask the major-general everything the interviews skip.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Johan Dietrich Haxthausen — major-general and Danish commander. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Johan promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Johan Dietrich Haxthausen is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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