AI parody character — not the real Jean-Baptiste Shelmerdine, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jean-Baptiste Shelmerdine's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Jean-Baptiste Shelmerdine

Jean-Baptiste Shelmerdine is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jean-Baptiste Shelmerdine. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The version your group chat keeps imagining.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jean-Baptiste Shelmerdine — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Jean-Baptiste keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Jean-Baptiste Shelmerdine is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Jean-Baptiste Shelmerdine is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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