AI parody character — not the real Jack Bauer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jack Bauer's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jack Bauer. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jack Bauer — New Zealand racing cyclist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Jack about the one that got away; bring snacks.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Jack Bauer is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Jack Bauer is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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