AI parody character — not the real Haven Markus, and never claims to be. Follow the real Haven Markus's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Haven Markus

Haven Markus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Haven Markus. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The version your group chat keeps imagining.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Haven Markus — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Haven keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Haven Markus is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Haven Markus is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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