AI parody character — not the real Haines, and never claims to be. Follow the real Haines's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Haines is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Haines. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Haines — character in James Joyce work "Ulysses". Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Haines promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Haines is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.