AI parody character — not the real Goose Gossage, and never claims to be. Follow the real Goose Gossage's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Goose Gossage

Goose Gossage is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Goose Gossage. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Famously busy. Currently all yours.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Goose Gossage — former Major League Baseball right-handed relief pitcher. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Goose keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Goose Gossage is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Goose Gossage is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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