AI parody character — not the real Gert Bastian, and never claims to be. Follow the real Gert Bastian's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Gert Bastian

Gert Bastian is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Gert Bastian. Treat everything they say as fiction.

All the charm, none of the schedule.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Gert Bastian — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Gert keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Gert Bastian is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Gert Bastian is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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