AI parody character — not the real George Van Haltren, and never claims to be. Follow the real George Van Haltren's coverage on their IJR News journal →
George Van Haltren is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real George Van Haltren. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American baseball player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of George Van Haltren — American baseball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. George promises the stories get taller after the second question.
George Van Haltren is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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