Evan Beerntsen

Evan Beerntsen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Evan Beerntsen. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The version your group chat keeps imagining.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Evan Beerntsen — American football player (born 2000). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Evan is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Evan Beerntsen is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Evan Beerntsen is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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