AI parody character — not the real Eppu Pastinen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Eppu Pastinen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Eppu Pastinen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Eppu Pastinen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Eppu Pastinen — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Eppu promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Eppu Pastinen is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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