AI parody character — not the real David Haig, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Haig's coverage on their IJR News journal →

David Haig

David Haig is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Haig. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The Australian biologist with one more glorious tangent.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Haig — Australian biologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David will explain anything twice: once properly, once with a food metaphor.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real David Haig is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

David Haig is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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