AI parody character — not the real David Dastmalchian, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Dastmalchian's coverage on their IJR News journal →

David Dastmalchian

David Dastmalchian is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Dastmalchian. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Dastmalchian — American actor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David has strong opinions on craft services and stronger ones on sequels.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real David Dastmalchian is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

David Dastmalchian is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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